I’ve decided I’m gonna stop using tumblr. I might keep my blog up for a while but I’m not gonna be updating it.
if you still wanna keep in touch….
if I followed your blog on here I’ll probably follow you on there too.
anything else just message me, I’ll check my inbox over the next couple days.
new setup here at the sanctuary. service starts at 10:30. come acquaint yourself. let’s do coffee. (at The Sanctuary)
im about to be 20 and i still can’t do a backflip
I have been trying to drop this bottle of Mountain Dew™ for nearly twenty days. But I can’t drop it. I’m unable to drop it. The new Mountain Dew™ PET Bottle with Tactical Grip keeps my hand planted firmly. Even in sleep I cannot loose my grip from the bottle.
That drink looks cold. Maybe it’s just frozen to your hand?
It’s possible that I wish to drop the bottle. It’s possible I can drop the bottle. But my body wants it not. My body will not let me drop the bottle. The comfort of the new Mountain Dew™ PET Bottle with Tactical Grip cradles my hand like a fine linen on the body of a newborn baby.
I cannot drop the bottle.
(Source: frostivus, via fartgallery)
all the girls ive ever kissed are going to be dead one day and that means im like a slow motion grim reaper
crime rates down 100% after president makes it illegal to do crimes.
"i don’t know why we didn’t think of this before," he said
(Source: barackinaroundthechristmastree, via squaab)